Attractions for Today
Wed Mar 29, 2023
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child (Price Level 2)
Princess Theatre163 Spring St Melbourne VIC
This event is on sale both in-house and through our online booking service, subject to availability
The brand-new production of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is now playing at the Princess Theatre.
Direct More…
Direct More…
The brand-new production of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is now playing at the Princess Theatre.
Direct from Broadway, the dazzling, brand-new production can now be enjoyed in one magical afternoon or evening.
This is your chance to experience this spectacular event that delivers spellbinding adventure and even more magic per minute.
Don’t wait, book now to see the most magical show in Melbourne.
“ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
SHINES EVEN BRIGHTER”
TimeOut Melbourne
“SLEEKER AND SMARTER”
Herald Sun
“REMAINS A MUST SEE”
The Age
“⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
JUST AS MAGICAL”
Limelight Less
Direct from Broadway, the dazzling, brand-new production can now be enjoyed in one magical afternoon or evening.
This is your chance to experience this spectacular event that delivers spellbinding adventure and even more magic per minute.
Don’t wait, book now to see the most magical show in Melbourne.
“ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
SHINES EVEN BRIGHTER”
TimeOut Melbourne
“SLEEKER AND SMARTER”
Herald Sun
“REMAINS A MUST SEE”
The Age
“⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
JUST AS MAGICAL”
Limelight Less
Sessions
Start Time: 7:00 pm Price: $83.90 (33% off full price) Available: Closed
Description of seating in this category –
‘Full view of all key elements which are essential to the plot. Some rear Stalls and Dress seats
will have some minor upward viewing limitations.’
Specific seat numbers will be allocated by the venue within the price category chosen prior to arrival.
Voucher booked must be presented at the venue Box Office from 1 hour prior to event.
Card used to book and photo ID must be produced to exchange for entry tickets. Voucher can only be used once.
‘Full view of all key elements which are essential to the plot. Some rear Stalls and Dress seats
will have some minor upward viewing limitations.’
Specific seat numbers will be allocated by the venue within the price category chosen prior to arrival.
Voucher booked must be presented at the venue Box Office from 1 hour prior to event.
Card used to book and photo ID must be produced to exchange for entry tickets. Voucher can only be used once.
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child (Price Level 4)
Princess Theatre163 Spring St Melbourne VIC
This event is on sale both in-house and through our online booking service, subject to availability
The brand-new production of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is now playing at the Princess Theatre.
Direct More…
Direct More…
The brand-new production of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is now playing at the Princess Theatre.
Direct from Broadway, the dazzling, brand-new production can now be enjoyed in one magical afternoon or evening.
This is your chance to experience this spectacular event that delivers spellbinding adventure and even more magic per minute.
Don’t wait, book now to see the most magical show in Melbourne.
“ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
SHINES EVEN BRIGHTER”
TimeOut Melbourne
“SLEEKER AND SMARTER”
Herald Sun
“REMAINS A MUST SEE”
The Age
“⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
JUST AS MAGICAL”
Limelight Less
Direct from Broadway, the dazzling, brand-new production can now be enjoyed in one magical afternoon or evening.
This is your chance to experience this spectacular event that delivers spellbinding adventure and even more magic per minute.
Don’t wait, book now to see the most magical show in Melbourne.
“ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
SHINES EVEN BRIGHTER”
TimeOut Melbourne
“SLEEKER AND SMARTER”
Herald Sun
“REMAINS A MUST SEE”
The Age
“⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
JUST AS MAGICAL”
Limelight Less
Sessions
Start Time: 7:00 pm Price: $58.90 (21% off full price) Available: Closed
Description of seating in this category –
‘Seating towards the rear, some elements of the production may be missed in the Stalls and
Dress Circle. Seating at the rear of the Grand Circle is quite high and not recommended for
patrons suffering from vertigo.’
Specific seat numbers will be allocated by the venue within the price category chosen prior to arrival.
Voucher booked must be presented at the venue Box Office from 1 hour prior to event.
Card used to book and photo ID must be produced to exchange for entry tickets. Voucher can only be used once.
‘Seating towards the rear, some elements of the production may be missed in the Stalls and
Dress Circle. Seating at the rear of the Grand Circle is quite high and not recommended for
patrons suffering from vertigo.’
Specific seat numbers will be allocated by the venue within the price category chosen prior to arrival.
Voucher booked must be presented at the venue Box Office from 1 hour prior to event.
Card used to book and photo ID must be produced to exchange for entry tickets. Voucher can only be used once.
Bernhardt/ Hamlet – MTC (A RES)
Southbank Theatre – The SumnerMTC – Southbank Boulevard
This event is not on sale with us online. Tickets are available in-store only, subject to availability
BERNHARDT/ HAMLET
BY THERESA REBECK
DIRECTED BY ANNE-LOUISE SARKS
Paris, 1899: legendary French actress Sarah Bernhardt More…
BY THERESA REBECK
DIRECTED BY ANNE-LOUISE SARKS
Paris, 1899: legendary French actress Sarah Bernhardt More…
BERNHARDT/ HAMLET
BY THERESA REBECK
DIRECTED BY ANNE-LOUISE SARKS
Paris, 1899: legendary French actress Sarah Bernhardt is world-famous … and broke. To turn her fortunes around, she sets her sights on the only role worthy of the greatest actress of all time, horrifying traditionalists and delighting gossips along the way.
In her directorial debut as Melbourne Theatre Company’s Artistic Director, Anne-Louise Sarks leads Hollywood star of stage and screen Kate Mulvany (The Twelve, Hunters) in a cast of ten in this large-scale, whip-smart play inspired by real events.
A brilliant comedy about a woman ahead of her time, Bernhardt/Hamlet is a timeless exploration of gender and equality.
Photography by Jo Duck Less
BY THERESA REBECK
DIRECTED BY ANNE-LOUISE SARKS
Paris, 1899: legendary French actress Sarah Bernhardt is world-famous … and broke. To turn her fortunes around, she sets her sights on the only role worthy of the greatest actress of all time, horrifying traditionalists and delighting gossips along the way.
In her directorial debut as Melbourne Theatre Company’s Artistic Director, Anne-Louise Sarks leads Hollywood star of stage and screen Kate Mulvany (The Twelve, Hunters) in a cast of ten in this large-scale, whip-smart play inspired by real events.
A brilliant comedy about a woman ahead of her time, Bernhardt/Hamlet is a timeless exploration of gender and equality.
Photography by Jo Duck Less
Sessions
Start Time: 7:30 pm Price: $62.90 (42% off full price) Available: 3
Keep Calm It’s British Comedy
Elephant and Wheelbarrow CityCnr Bourke And Exhibition St. Melbourne VIC
This event is on sale both in-house and through our online booking service, subject to availability
Keep Calm It’s British Comedy (UK)
Returning from amazing sell out runs over the years, Keep Calm It’s More…
Returning from amazing sell out runs over the years, Keep Calm It’s More…
Keep Calm It’s British Comedy (UK)
Returning from amazing sell out runs over the years, Keep Calm It’s British Comedy is back!
Same place, same time, with a fresh line-up of the very best professional stand-up comedy talent from across the UK.
A powerhouse comedy showcase with guaranteed belly laughs. Not to be missed!
18+
Suitable for audiences 18+
This show contains: Strong coarse language. Less
Returning from amazing sell out runs over the years, Keep Calm It’s British Comedy is back!
Same place, same time, with a fresh line-up of the very best professional stand-up comedy talent from across the UK.
A powerhouse comedy showcase with guaranteed belly laughs. Not to be missed!
18+
Suitable for audiences 18+
This show contains: Strong coarse language. Less

Sessions
Start Time: 6:15 pm Price: $16.20 (30% off full price) Available: Closed
Voucher booked must be presented at the venue Box Office from 20 mina prior to event.
Card used to book and photo ID must be produced to exchange for entry tickets. Voucher can only be used once.
Card used to book and photo ID must be produced to exchange for entry tickets. Voucher can only be used once.
George Zacharopoulos 2023 Greek Comedian Of The Year (GRE)
The Oxford Scholar427 Swanston St Melbourne
This event is on sale both in-house and through our online booking service, subject to availability
George Zacharopoulos 2023 Greek Comedian Of The Year (GRE)
As seen on BBC One and Sky TV.
George More…
As seen on BBC One and Sky TV.
George More…
George Zacharopoulos 2023 Greek Comedian Of The Year (GRE)
As seen on BBC One and Sky TV.
George is the reigning champ of this competition for the fifth year and he is back with the brand-new show he spent the last year performing to sell-out crowds across Europe.
‘Truly terrific.’ Herald Sun
18+
Suitable for audiences 18+
This show contains: Occasional coarse language. Less
As seen on BBC One and Sky TV.
George is the reigning champ of this competition for the fifth year and he is back with the brand-new show he spent the last year performing to sell-out crowds across Europe.
‘Truly terrific.’ Herald Sun
18+
Suitable for audiences 18+
This show contains: Occasional coarse language. Less

Sessions
Start Time: 7:00 pm Price: $17.45 (32% off full price) Available: More than 10
This show will go off sale at Halftix at 5:55 pm
Voucher booked must be presented at the venue Box Office from prior to event.
Card used to book and photo ID must be produced to exchange for entry tickets. Voucher can only be used once.
Card used to book and photo ID must be produced to exchange for entry tickets. Voucher can only be used once.
Best of the Festival
The Comic’s Lounge26 Errol St – Tram 57 Stop 11 North Melbourne VIC 3051
This event is on sale both in-house and through our online booking service, subject to availability
Best Of The Comedy Festival
The Comics Lounge presents the biggest and best stand-up comedy shows during The Melbourne More…
The Comics Lounge presents the biggest and best stand-up comedy shows during The Melbourne More…
Best Of The Comedy Festival
The Comics Lounge presents the biggest and best stand-up comedy shows during The Melbourne Comedy Festival.
Enjoy an evening full of laughs with a curated mystery line-up of some of the best comedians performing at this year’s Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Joined by a few of the most talented and impressive performers from last year’s comedy festival as well. This mystery showcase will include some of the biggest new rising stars in comedy, as well as some of your favourite comedians from television and radio. In this two and a half hour live stand-up show, you’ll lose yourself in a night filled to the bursting with fun and humour! There is simply no better way for you to find out who you should see during this year’s comedy festival!
Our Best of The Fest shows will consist of up to 8 of the funniest acts in Australia
Come get a sneak peek at these comedians as they prepare their jokes from their sell out Comedy Festivals runs. Less
The Comics Lounge presents the biggest and best stand-up comedy shows during The Melbourne Comedy Festival.
Enjoy an evening full of laughs with a curated mystery line-up of some of the best comedians performing at this year’s Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Joined by a few of the most talented and impressive performers from last year’s comedy festival as well. This mystery showcase will include some of the biggest new rising stars in comedy, as well as some of your favourite comedians from television and radio. In this two and a half hour live stand-up show, you’ll lose yourself in a night filled to the bursting with fun and humour! There is simply no better way for you to find out who you should see during this year’s comedy festival!
Our Best of The Fest shows will consist of up to 8 of the funniest acts in Australia
Come get a sneak peek at these comedians as they prepare their jokes from their sell out Comedy Festivals runs. Less

Sessions
Start Time: 8:00 pm Price: $22.80 (35% off full price) Available: More than 10
This show will go off sale at Halftix at 5:55 pm
Voucher booked must be presented at the venue Box Office from 30 mins prior to event.
Card used to book and photo ID must be produced to exchange for entry tickets. Voucher can only be used once.
Card used to book and photo ID must be produced to exchange for entry tickets. Voucher can only be used once.
The Nasty Show
The Carlton Club193 Bourke St Melbourne VIC
This event is on sale both in-house and through our online booking service, subject to availability
JEZ WATTS COMEDY PRESENTS
The Nasty Show
Worldwide smash hit The Nasty Show Australia returns to Melbourne!
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The Nasty Show
Worldwide smash hit The Nasty Show Australia returns to Melbourne!
< More…
JEZ WATTS COMEDY PRESENTS
The Nasty Show
Worldwide smash hit The Nasty Show Australia returns to Melbourne!
With sell-out shows at Edinburgh Festival Fringe (UK), Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Sydney Comedy Festival, Perth FRINGE WORLD, Perth Comedy Festival and independent touring throughout Australia this is a show not to be missed.
Created and curated by comedian Jez Watts (Top 10 Jokes Edinburgh Fringe, The Guardian UK), The Nasty Show is a playground for exceptional comics to deliver their filthiest, darkest and most inappropriate material.
‘Not for the faint-hearted. ★★★★’ The Music
‘A masterclass in smut. ★★★★’ The Australia Times
‘If you don’t want to be offended, you should probably buy tickets to something else. Don’t miss it.’ Fringefeed
‘★★★★½’ Fourth Wall
‘★★★★’ Perth Happenings
‘★★★★’ Winning At Failing
Line-up for the 2023 Melbourne International Comedy Festival:
Nicky Barry
Making it to the Victoria state finals of RAW Comedy in her first 3 gigs, Nicky Barry is in high demand as an MC and feature act across Australia and occasionally beyond. “The Bawdy Dame of Melbourne Comedy”s razor-sharp wit and brazen delivery never disappoints and she’s been a featured headline for The Nasty Show at shows across Australia.
‘Frighteningly funny.’ Herald Sun
Glenn Grimwood
A WA RAW state finalist and regular Nasty Show grub, Glenn has been crushing hearts and minds across Australia for almost ten years. He’s featured on The Nasty Show across Australia and The Edinburgh Festival Fringe (and he’s never been on TV, so you know he must be good).
‘Hilarious.’ Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop Podcast)
‘A joy to watch.’ Fringefeed
Jez Watts
Performing live comedy for a decade, featuring in over 30 festivals and touring throughout Australia, Asia and the UK, this Melbourne-based creator of The Nasty Show Australia and 50 First Jokes w/ Jez Watts is currently touring his best-of stand-up hour Jokes About Sex & Death (And No Other Topics) alongside the original show Bun Runner: The Comedy Musical. He’s got a masters in neuroscience but never brings it up onstage. He used to be in the army and brings that up once.
Tour support for Duncan Trussell (USA), Brian Posehn (USA) Sami Shah (PAK), and a number of others, he was selected for The Guardian (UK) “Top 10 Jokes Edinburgh Fringe” in 2018, and co-hosts the weekly ‘Tiny Vet Podcast’ with his fiancée.
‘The blend of dark, satirical and proper naughty comedy does wonders to bolster his drug-fuelled and sexual encounter stories fittingly, leaving you on the edge of your seat as more outrageous details spill out. ★★★★½’ Fringefeed
18+
Strictly for audiences 18+
This show contains: Strong coarse language, References to or simulation of violence, References to self-harm and suicide, References to sexual assault or abuse, Strong sexual references. Less
The Nasty Show
Worldwide smash hit The Nasty Show Australia returns to Melbourne!
With sell-out shows at Edinburgh Festival Fringe (UK), Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Sydney Comedy Festival, Perth FRINGE WORLD, Perth Comedy Festival and independent touring throughout Australia this is a show not to be missed.
Created and curated by comedian Jez Watts (Top 10 Jokes Edinburgh Fringe, The Guardian UK), The Nasty Show is a playground for exceptional comics to deliver their filthiest, darkest and most inappropriate material.
‘Not for the faint-hearted. ★★★★’ The Music
‘A masterclass in smut. ★★★★’ The Australia Times
‘If you don’t want to be offended, you should probably buy tickets to something else. Don’t miss it.’ Fringefeed
‘★★★★½’ Fourth Wall
‘★★★★’ Perth Happenings
‘★★★★’ Winning At Failing
Line-up for the 2023 Melbourne International Comedy Festival:
Nicky Barry
Making it to the Victoria state finals of RAW Comedy in her first 3 gigs, Nicky Barry is in high demand as an MC and feature act across Australia and occasionally beyond. “The Bawdy Dame of Melbourne Comedy”s razor-sharp wit and brazen delivery never disappoints and she’s been a featured headline for The Nasty Show at shows across Australia.
‘Frighteningly funny.’ Herald Sun
Glenn Grimwood
A WA RAW state finalist and regular Nasty Show grub, Glenn has been crushing hearts and minds across Australia for almost ten years. He’s featured on The Nasty Show across Australia and The Edinburgh Festival Fringe (and he’s never been on TV, so you know he must be good).
‘Hilarious.’ Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop Podcast)
‘A joy to watch.’ Fringefeed
Jez Watts
Performing live comedy for a decade, featuring in over 30 festivals and touring throughout Australia, Asia and the UK, this Melbourne-based creator of The Nasty Show Australia and 50 First Jokes w/ Jez Watts is currently touring his best-of stand-up hour Jokes About Sex & Death (And No Other Topics) alongside the original show Bun Runner: The Comedy Musical. He’s got a masters in neuroscience but never brings it up onstage. He used to be in the army and brings that up once.
Tour support for Duncan Trussell (USA), Brian Posehn (USA) Sami Shah (PAK), and a number of others, he was selected for The Guardian (UK) “Top 10 Jokes Edinburgh Fringe” in 2018, and co-hosts the weekly ‘Tiny Vet Podcast’ with his fiancée.
‘The blend of dark, satirical and proper naughty comedy does wonders to bolster his drug-fuelled and sexual encounter stories fittingly, leaving you on the edge of your seat as more outrageous details spill out. ★★★★½’ Fringefeed
18+
Strictly for audiences 18+
This show contains: Strong coarse language, References to or simulation of violence, References to self-harm and suicide, References to sexual assault or abuse, Strong sexual references. Less

Sessions
Start Time: 8:00 pm Price: $14.70 (26% off full price) Available: 6
This show will go off sale at Halftix at 5:55 pm
Voucher booked must be presented at either the MICF Melbourne Town Hall box office, 90-130 Swanston St after 11am on the day of the show.
Or at the Venue Box Office from one hour prior to show time.
Card used to book and photo ID must be produced to exchange for entry tickets. Voucher can only be used once.
Or at the Venue Box Office from one hour prior to show time.
Card used to book and photo ID must be produced to exchange for entry tickets. Voucher can only be used once.